José Mercado

José Mercado buys everything imported
Color TV, Miami syndrome
Persian rugs and rubber dolls
French perfume and electronic devices

Hering, Chanel, disco nights

José Mercado, to save on the ticket
Flew on a charter with guru Maharaji
Came back loaded with office supplies
But not a trace of divine light

Pan Am, Hong Kong, Disney World

Begs for discounts before reading the label
He travels to Morocco, but it has no effect on him
José has a degree in economics
Spends his life buying junk

Me too

Taiwan, Free Shop, IRS