Los Pitutos

If you. search desperately
To a friend to do him a great favor
To put him in contact
With some influential guy,
Let him be known, a neighbor of a relative,
That you know:

A pituto, with pituto
With a pituto, you can do it. achieve.

Spoken.

Occasions in which
It is desirable to have a pituto:
To get a report on the road,
To avoid military service
To obtain a job
So that he can be treated immediately at the hospital.

sung

If you got bored of filling out forms
Long procedures, bureaucratic procedures
20 thousand photocopies of a resume that they will not look at.
Come later, wait for the boss
Queue, your turn please
Don't suffer anymore, and call on your protector.

- Excuse me, Miss. I already know that the deadline is over,
But my case is totally different.
- Ivan, Ivan, Ivan.
- Miguel
- Ms. Leave us, I personally attend to this case,
What is coincidence...
- You are fatter...
- ha... the good life, and the little shame...
How can I help you?

A pituto, with a pituto...

spoken

Below are some names by which the pituto is known:
Movida, arreglín, compadrazgo, saints at court, paleteá,
Influences, contacts, goings-on, moving the sticks,
Trim your mustache, enter through the window, I have a guy over there;

Depending on the occasions and institutions
The pituto changes his name:
In basic education it is known as "good bar."
In secondary education as a "medical certificate."
In universities as "sports scholarships"
In love as a "hook"
In large businesses as a "public proposal."
In business, guys: "It doesn't matter, ma'am, but tomorrow you bring me the container.

Sung.

Don't tell me that you I didn't know
By becoming pitiful you win in this life
Yes, even the sperm that is in a test tube is already apitutated.
It is not the fault of the Yankees or the system.
If you get angry, change the topic
And at the hour of final judgment
The jury will be bought.

- a moment of attention please,
The devils are located in this row in alphabetical order,
The angels here... hey, you. What is the carecacho doing here?
- I spoke with Saint Peter...
- Ha, the one with the candles, go ahead, please, excuse me,
It's just that with so many people one gets confused...

a pituto

spoken

Below are some excuses that some people use,
According to them, they have never used a pituto:

- the song is nice and many find it "the yew falls",
But my case is totally different: I, at the same time,
I went to look for a job, no one showed up, seriously,
Yes, even my best friend was left out.
- I came in with pituto compadre, I admit it,
I am a good man for my things,
But later I emerged thanks to my abilities (?).
- Mr. I reiterate that my entry into this organization
It has no bearing on my godfather being...the boss.

Why waste so much energy?
We better hope others do someday
What we could perfectly achieve.
They arrive suddenly, to occupy fictitious places
Someone somewhere said: "it meets the requirements"
Institutions, to apitutate
Look carefully, it may be at your side.

With pituto, with pituto.
Ministers, mayors, senators, managers, secretaries, juniors,
Actions, contracts, concessions, bribes, scams, bribes,
Wedges, musicians...
(write down here who you believe.)

Sung, final epilogue.
If you got bored with this fiction topic
Don't be angry, this has a solution
What stupid things, or anything like that
The important thing is to have confidence in yourself.

Yeah!

Confidence in oneself, confidence in others.