Arschficksong

People talk shit to you
You always talk about shit and ass fucking, puking and stuff
Here's the track for you assholes

People notice
We constantly talk about shit
Whether it's liquid, solid, brown, or white
They ask if I can only talk about anal sex
But it can't be helped
I'm the ass fuck man

It started at 13 with a tube of lube
No need to loosen up first
Just slide it right in
Katrin screamed in pain
I enjoyed it
I learned you can fit a hand in
And then clench
I experimented
Katrin was shocked
She didn't know the black dildo vibrates
Her ass bled
And I came
Since that day I sing the ass fuck song

Dadadadadadad...

And then came the first rapper
Who thought he was better
Than anyone from the sect
And when I was inside him, he cried
And said he was sorry
It was embarrassing for him
For me, fucking in ecstasy
I slowly inserted
And then with full force
I'm a rim fetishist
It's an addiction
I wanted to spare the guy
His hole was already blue
And I found out he could suck like a woman
But it didn't last long
Somehow he had to puke
Probably because of the remaining shit chunks
I don't give a shit
Back to anal until I cum
I'm the ass fuck man
That's the ass fuck song and it goes

Dadadadadadad...

Ow ow ow ass fuck...

I can understand if you say ass fucking is not for you
But if you ever feel the need for a dick, I'll do it
I'll take my time
And bring toys
You need a lot of stamina
Keep your ass nice and fit
You'll get an ass fuck man pro therapy
A little pain is necessary
I can't cum without it
First I loosen the rosebud
Rub gently
Until the fingers naturally stay inside
Then I'll stick it in you
And if possible, you must scream
I can't stand anyone pretending it's cool
You can even ride me
As long as I cum
And at climax, we'll sing the ass fuck song and it goes

Dadadadadadad...

Yeah, I hope it's enough
For you assholes
If not
You know where to get your next ass fuck
I'm the ass fuck man