L'italia Di Piero

Piero says he was on the moon last year
Piero says he planted mushrooms and weed
The Italian peninsula is his boot
Piero was acquitted by the constitutional court

Piero lands immigrants with his dinghy
Piero was baptized with Ceccherini
Piero published a book for Mondadori
Piero is friends with both showgirls and soccer players
Like every politician, he's close to the voters
But he doesn't vote for Prodi or even Berlusconi

Piero says he tilted the Tower of Pisa
Piero says he painted the Mona Lisa
Piero only has Prada clothes in his closet
Piero is in touch with Gino Strada's Emergency
Piero had a lot of snacks with Pacciani
Yesterday Piero declared war on the Taliban
Piero says Italy is made of stars and stripes
But he always prefers to just do lines

Piero made Italy win the World Cup
Piero has now enlisted with the Bersaglieri
Piero don't tell me it's true
What you told me
It's the truth
But what a jerk!
Piero's Italy is beautiful
What happens is absurdity
But it's all true!

Piero intercepted Moggi's phone calls
Piero also has two thousand supporters in the Vatican
Piero would never give up the fight and yes
He joins terrorists - like Magnotta does
Piero designed nuclear bombs at home
With polonium, he always fills up his Ferrari
He says Borghezio has a Tunisian grandmother
And he's kept her locked up in the basement for twenty years

Piero set himself on fire in front of the parliament
Then it started pouring rain and he went out
Piero don't tell me it's true
What you told me
It's the truth
But what a jerk!

Piero's Italy is beautiful
What happens is absurdity
But it's all true!
It's the story that teaches us
But what does it teach us?