Ayatollah

You can take me to Iran
and introduce me to the Imam
walk me through Tehran
and send me to the front of Iraq
you can hang me by the feet
and shoot me too
cut my hands without mercy
and take my ye-ye girl away

Ayatollah, don't touch my dick
Ayatollah, don't touch my dick
Ayatollah, don't touch my dick anymore...

You know I'm not the Shah
but in the name of Allah
I ask you once again
don't ever touch my dick
you'll see me in the desert
dancing the cha-cha-chá
I'm an enemy of Allah
I don't like rumba or jazz.

Ayatollah, don't touch my dick
Ayatollah, don't touch my dick
Ayatollah, don't touch my dick anymore...

I only came to buy bread
everything goes wrong for me
I only came to buy bread
and you taught me the Quran
you'll see me in the desert
dancing the cha-cha-chá
I'm an enemy of Allah
I don't like rumba or jazz.

Ayatollah, don't touch my dick
Ayatollah, don't touch my dick
Ayatollah, don't touch my dick anymore...

Ayatollah, rocks!