Diga Que Le Debo

Please be so kind and tell me what I owe
I usually pay for what I eat and drink
I've had a slice of potato omelette
Two blood sausage sandwiches
I've finished a piece of tetilla cheese
And I refuse to wash the dishes

Tell me what I owe once and for all

Tell me what I owe and hurry up
Stop calculating on the shelf
I've had four or five beers
Besides the beers, there are three doubles
Besides the doubles, there are two pitchers
And I'm telling you to charge me

Tell me what I owe once and for all

I've used up a napkin holder
I've thrown away a toothpick holder
And in the men's room
I've massacred a waiter

Tell me what I owe once and for all