El Hombre Medicina

Heal, heal, little frog butt
If you don't heal tomorrow
You won't heal today either.

If you didn't eat so much candy
Or so much chocolate
You'd be better now.

And here comes
The medicine man
He'll give you syrup
He'll give you an injection.

And he starts
To take care of your body now
While you're young
Or it will be worse when you're older
And it's because of how you behave
That's how your health behaves.

The medicine man knocks on your door
But he goes to your neighbor
And lets you die
He hands you the bill
The medicine man
Two thousand for the aspirin
And the scalpel for free.

You've grown up
And since you didn't listen
And weren't chaste
You won't heal today either.

If you didn't smoke three packs
Or drink so much
You'd be better now.

And here comes
The medicine man
You'll feel guilty
And he'll give you radiation
And now
You're terminal
Ask for euthanasia
Ask for the last rites.