No Somos de Monforte
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We are not from Monforte
If the last Mohican stops greeting you
If the Rande bridge collapses while you're passing by
If the Columbia lands on the roof of your house
And you discover that NASA is stealing your cumbia records
If you have an honorary degree
If you're going through menopause
If you're distressed because your dick has fallen off
Don't care about this song, we are not from Monforte
Don't care about this song, we are not from Monforte
If the last Mohican stops greeting you
If the Rande bridge collapses while you're passing by
If the Columbia lands on the roof of your house
And you discover that NASA is stealing your cumbia records
If you have an honorary degree
If you're going through menopause
If you're distressed because your dick has fallen off
Don't care about this song, we are not from Monforte
Don't care about this song, we are not from Monforte
