Oh, Qué Raro Soy
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Oh, How Strange I Am
I'm an honest man,
I like to work,
I pay my taxes
And I don't drink booze.
And if I see a poor guy,
I give him some change.
I have some savings, I love my wife,
And soccer drives me crazy.
I also like soup,
And you can't tell I'm packing.
Oh! How strange I am.
I read the newspaper,
I play sports,
On Sunday I go to church,
And I pay all my fines.
And I've never been to a whorehouse.
Oh! How strange I am.