Rap Stumble Guys

Welcome to the crazy game
I've racked up 500 wins

You can't beat me, not even with a punch
I'll give you a pro tip without a scratch

They knock me down and I get pissed
I knock them down and I crown myself

It bugs out again
I better chill with some tea

I don't have enough for the pass
Damn pay to win game

This game is too easy
I play it hands-free

Looking for a powerful clan
They reject me, I'm a loser

I come up with an incredible pro tip
But I lose because of the ping

I do a block dash and win it
They were all bots, it was all in vain

This game is buggier
than Cyberpunk itself

SiriusX is so crazy
I win it without skipping

Top 1 on the play store
Fall guys tremble, look closely

Whether on mobile or PC
You have to be crazy

Why do I always fall here?
I mess up that pro tip

And don't even get me started on the bots
They're dumber and there's always more

I want gems, I want chips
Legendary stuff that I love

Bad luck at the roulette
I can't even afford dinner

I always learn and improve
And I win, I'm a boss

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waza if you're a crazy player