La Profesora De Ingles

How bad the fish is
How bad the lettuce is
How bad the stew is
And the vegetable soup
How bad the chard is
How bad the consommé is
The Brussels sprouts
How bad the puree is

But how good the English teacher is
Every time I see her, drool splashes my feet
How good the English teacher is
Every time I see her, drool splashes my feet

How bad it is when the weekends end
How bad the jokes are
That your sister tells me
The clothes that grandma gives
At Christmas
It's bad, really bad
It's really bad

But how good the English teacher is
Every time I see her, drool splashes my feet
How good the English teacher is
Every time I see her, drool splashes my feet

The gym class
The cultural trips
The movies without fights
Of martial arts
How bad life is
Life is really bad
Because I've already spent
The weekly allowance
But how good the English teacher is...