Atropellando Viejas

I saw an old lady in the middle of an empty lot
I have no doubt I'm going to run her over

I'm not afraid
Surely she deserved it
They will give her a funeral and not even her aunt will go

Running over old ladies
How happy I will be
Running over old ladies
They won't stop me
Running over old ladies
La la ri la ri la lo
Running over old ladies

I saw an old lady going out for a walk
It takes her half an hour to cross at the crosswalk
It wasn't my fault, the light turned green in an instant
And as a good driver, I took her down

Running over old ladies
How happy I will be
Running over old ladies
They won't stop me
Running over old ladies
La la ri la ri la lo
Running over old ladies

I saw many old ladies
Dancing at a party
I'm going to run them over and I feel no remorse
I start the car and drive into the square
There's blood on the windshield
I see their high heels flying

Running over old ladies
How happy I will be
Running over old ladies
They won't stop me
Running over old ladies
La la ri la ri la lo
Running over old ladies

And you know what's best
I'll never go to jail
I'm 85 years old
It's too late

That's right, you sons of bitches
I'm an old man running over old ladies
That's right, you sons of bitches
I'm an old man running over old ladies

That's right, you sons of bitches
I'm an old man running over old ladies
That's right, you sons of bitches
I'm an old man running over old ladies

That's right, you sons of bitches
I'm an old man running over old ladies
That's right, you sons of bitches
I'm an old man running over old ladies

And besides, I'm a carpenter