Kjell Is Here

There she lies, alone, cold, and naked
What have you done, you damn jerk?
Your lack of dick makes you scum
Because of you, their lives are in ruins

There she lies, alone, cold, and naked
What have you done, you damn jerk?
Your lack of dick makes you scum
Because of you, their lives are in ruins

There she lies, alone, cold, and naked
What have you done, you damn jerk?
Your lack of dick makes you scum
Because of you, their lives are in ruins
Kjell watches porn, unshaven and sweaty like never before

He has too big holes in his net briefs that he never washes
Boiling your dick in your bile, you see the hair slowly falling
Eat an old soggy diaper from the child you're going to stretch
He beats his sons, forces them to go to bed at seven
What he doesn't know is that their upbringing leads them to the cap guy path
Damn pedo jerk, how the hell did you get her number?
Do you cheer for the football team that's about to get the child support

Kjell is here!
With a slice of pizza and cheap beer
Kjell is here!
And he has no respect for anyone but himself
He smells like onions!
With a slice of pizza and cheap beer
Yes, he smells like onions!
And he has no respect for anyone but himself
Kjell can drive a truck and he has a sow in every town
They were once beautiful innocent children until guys like Kjell came and messed it up

Boiling your dick in your bile, you see the hair slowly falling
Eat an old soggy diaper from the child you're going to stretch
What have you done, you rotten dick?
You probably have kids all over Sweden
Your responsibility was absent and you spent all the money on an expensive armchair
Damn pedo jerk, how the hell did you get her number?
Do you cheer for the football team that's about to get the child support

Kjell is here!
With a slice of pizza and cheap beer
Kjell is here!
And he has no respect for anyone but himself
He smells like onions!
With a slice of pizza and cheap beer
He smells like onions!
And he has no respect for anyone but himself
There she lies, alone, cold, and naked
What have you done, you damn jerk?
Your lack of dick makes you scum
Because of you, their lives are in ruins

Kjell is here!
With a slice of pizza and cheap beer
Kjell is here!
And he has no respect for anyone but himself
He smells like onions!
With a slice of pizza and cheap beer
He smells like onions!
And he has no respect for anyone but himself
There she lies, alone, cold, and naked
What have you done, you damn jerk?
Your lack of dick makes you scum
Because of you, their lives are in ruins

There she lies, alone, cold, and naked
What have you done, you damn jerk?
Your lack of dick makes you scum
Because of you, their lives are in ruins
There she lies, alone, cold, and naked
What have you done, you damn jerk?
Your lack of dick makes you scum
Because of you, their lives are in ruins