Barman

Like every morning before going to the construction site
He wants to talk to me about his family problems
He says his kids drive him completely crazy
That his wife is cheating on him with the neighbor from the floor above

And over there, he keeps going on about his youth
How he was handsome and rich, attracting all the girls
That in his time, young people had more politeness
But today they'll attack you for a cigarette

In the back of the room, I hear a fight break out
I rush to separate them with my trusty bat
I see the first one has a few cards up his sleeve
The second one misses me and punches me

They've all pissed me off
They've all pissed me off
Yes, they've all pissed me off
They've all pissed me off

Like every noon, coming out of his little office
He loosens his tie and talks to me about his job
He describes his boss with all sorts of swear words
He'd like to hook up with his secretary Véro

And then there's this cougar with a devastating cleavage
Leopard skirt, horror movie makeup
She tells me about her sexual exploits shamelessly
With this young guy who just turned legal 24 hours ago

And suddenly a man climbs on the table
With his strange accent, he calls us monkeys
He says he used to be great back in the day
Then he falls into my arms crying that he's pathetic

They've all pissed me off
They've all pissed me off
Yes, they've all pissed me off
They've all pissed me off

And me, my own problems
Who cares, cares, cares, cares?
Yes, and me, my moods and torments
Here, no one wants to hear them
It's normal, I'm just the bartender

Pissed off
They've all pissed me off
Yes, they've all pissed me off
They've all pissed me off
They've all pissed me off

Oh Jeffrey, can you get me some more ice?