Hazbin Hotel Rap

Alastor (BynMc)

- Ladies, gentlemen
Everyone is welcome
We will make you enjoy our best rhythms
Are you ready?
And without further ado
Guys
Let the show begin!
Tuning in from the most comfortable hotel in the pentagram
Today we give a free tour, so take it easy
We have a bartender
A sweet maid
So shall we make the deal?
A room for your soul
Calm down, boy
I'm just kidding
They are old habits of making deals with the devil
The day I unleash
I will rule this stage again
Until then, don't stray from the radio

Charlie (Tami)

- We must look inside
Give it another layer of color
Behind those evil intentions
They hide their pain
Hides a big heart
Another chance
I will give it
I will give hell peace
And it will be a better place

Vaggie (Hex)

- Charlie's plan to achieve
To seek those to redeem
And I
Follow her steps
She has my support
If I hide my origin, it's only because
If the secret is revealed, there will be pain
I want to be her shield
I will mend every mistake
No matter if I die
My strength is love

Angel Dust (Kibta)

- This place without me would be depressing
Their problem is they can't attract people
Calm down, that's an easy task
A little alcohol
Drugs and free sex
So give me more, more, more
Of your lethal poison
From hell you can't see them
A while with me and I swear you'll see the stars

Niffty (Abzurda)

- Clean, clean, clean
Yes!
They won't escape
I'm going to kill, kill, kill
Forgive

Chorus

- Let's go
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel
Hazbin
Hazbin Hotel
Where all your problems can be solved
Hazbin
Hazbin Hotel
Sign up
You can redeem yourself
Even if you are one of the worst scum
We will let you live
In the hotel of old glories

Husk (SoulRap)

- I live my life gambling
One more day more or less drunk
Admit it, you're like me
A bastard?, no, a fucking loser
Guys with problems that take a toll
Drowning their sorrows at the bottom of a bottle
The devil knows more because he's old than because he's the devil
That drink and shit go hand in hand

Sir Pentious (BenderCat)

- Silence!
I am, Sir Pentious!
Everyone crawls if I give them the versus!
- Those are balls!
- The most devout
Will end up fried and broken!
- Us?
- The others!
For the most violent captain since the pilot!
But being so violent leaves a cruel fate
You say
I'm sorry
And you can change focus
It will never be too late
To shed your skin again

Lucifer (Bastian)

- The fucking master of hell
No one can beat me now
I'm the motherfucking boss
Do you want your punishment?
I don't have and don't intend
To show myself as a good person
But if you're my enemy, I suggest
You should leave
I have great style, always fine I go, like wine
Fuck that shit bro!
With my fists I'll annihilate you
With a mercy blow or a lucky blow?
Better look me in the eye because I am death

Carmilla (Alice)

- You know you must take care
Of the people you love the most
Protect them from any evil
They must be safe
I see your thirst for revenge
And your pain
You want to fight
But please
No, no, no, no
You won't achieve anything without love

Adam (MegaR)

- Baby
I know you have good hair
You're fucking hot but you make me fucking pity
The extermination won't stop
Because I'm Adam, I'm the original dick
I know it could be shocking
To know that everyone comes from my cock
To the radiobobo I pull out the Glock
No one wants Jazz
They want rock
(But you're dead, idiot! -)

Chorus (2)

- Let's go
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel
Hazbin
Hazbin Hotel
Where all your problems can be solved
Hazbin
Hazbin Hotel
Sign up
You can redeem yourself
Even if you are one of the worst scum
We will let you live
In the hotel of old glories
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel
Hazbin
Hazbin Hotel
Where all your problems can be solved
Hazbin
Hazbin Hotel
Sign up
You can redeem yourself
Even if you are one of the worst scum
We will let you live
In the hotel of old glories

Outro

- There they are
Are they singing?
Come on, don't fuck with me!