Black & Decker

On any given day, sitting in my house
flipping through a newspaper something made me smile,
I read a piece of news that made me laugh
it confirmed to me that with the priests
you have to watch out, you have to watch out
with the priests, you have to watch out.

In a town, no matter which one
they wanted to lynch the priest
and it's not for less, because this exemplary Christian
was constantly screwing the altar boy.
Priest bastard, screw your god!.
Priest bastard, screw your god!.

I don't care if they get screwed or they screw
whoever likes it or the mother superior
but what really disgusts me
is that the bastard took advantage of a child.
Priest bastard, screw your god!.
Priest bastard, screw your god!.

You see, ladies, watch out if your son goes to mass
because this species is abundant in Christianity
and don't be surprised if he comes back with a sore ass
It's their demonstration of love and peace!