José Andrés

José Andrés is the typical guy
who talks about women
as if they were cattle,
who only aspires to have
money and pussy to mess around
because for a brain
this poor guy has a tiny one
that's why he has a bad attitude!
that's why he has a bad attitude!

When José Andrés gets up
from bed, he asks for coffee
shouting at his mom
that he has a lot of morals
then he goes to the toilet
spits in the sink
glances at the mirror
and frowns, José Andrés.

When he's with others
he doesn't know what attitude to take
that's why when he enters a bar
he puffs up his chest and goes to the end
of the counter, and with a look
of disdain, he observes
everyone there
you're my hero! my José Andrés!

And if he's in a car
with his buddies cruising around
and sees a girl passing by
on his side, he sticks his damn face
out the window, drooling,
and calls her a slut!
what a body you have!
because he's a real ladies' man
what I don't understand is
why when he's
walking alone, he doesn't drool
over all the girls that pass by him,
nor why he cries like a child
in his room
maybe because he's so tough
he can't tell anyone his
problems? or he doesn't know.

I think I know what's wrong with you
it's loneliness, yes, it's
loneliness, so face it
you're not that tough, really!
the tough ones are those who put up with you.