5446 That's My Number/Ball And Chain

Do you believe I would take such a thing with me,
And give it to a police man?
I wouldn't do that, mmhmm
I wouldn't do that

If I did that would you say,
"Sir, come down and put the charge on me?"
I wouldn't do that, oohhh
I wouldn't do that

I'm not a fool to hurt myself,
But I was innocent to what they done to me.

They were wrong, they were wrong

But give it to me one time (Ohh give it to me,yeah!)
Give it to me - two times (1, 2)
Give it to me three times (1, 2, 3)
Give it to me four times (1, 2, 3, 4)

Oh, 54, 46, what is my number?
What is my number now?
Right now, somebody else has that number

One more time

54, 47, what is my number?
What is my number now?
Right now, somebody else has that number
Ohhhh

Say boom, say, one go with him up, yes
Say boom, say, want keep him, keep him on his back, say
Say boom, say, me want to take off her dress, huh
Say boom, say, I've kissed and caressed

'Cause we're jillin' and we're chillin' into the club all night,
We're jillin' and we're chillin' into the club all night, buds
Hear the dogs, hear the beat, in the dog pound,
DJ, "Lord have his grilled cheese"

Some jealous punk,
Snuck up around my back,
Tried to take the lovin' over me
Lord I got into a fist fight,
And wound up in jail all night

Give it to me one time (Ohh yes, ooh my pussy)
Give it to me - two times (1, 2)
Give it to me three time (1, 2, 3)
Give it to me four time (1, 2, 3, 4)

People listen up,
Don't stand to near
I've got somthin' that you all should hear
All lies,
All the lies they told to me,
Form a little part of history

I was always taught boy meets girl,
Fall in love get married and forget the world
Nine months later, thus sweet baby's on the way
Kiss 'em on the cheek and life's okay

I don't feel no pain
I don't have no time
To listen to conflicting points of view, oh
It's a crazy world to live alone
A ball and chain I call my own
A ba na na na na
Whooo
Bo

People listen up,
Don't stand to close
I've got somethin' that you all should know
Holy matrimony is not for me,
I'd rather die alone in misery

Because I was always taught boy meets girl,
Fall in love get married and forget the world
Nine months later, thus sweet baby's on the way
Isn't that what they used to say?

With a girl that you knew,
And the bonds that we grew,
Turned into a ball and chain, mmm.

I step into the great unknown
On a ball and chain I call my own
A ba na na na na
Whooo
crazy world to live alone

Ba ba da ba ba ba da da
Ba na na na na na na na na na na
Ah, ba da da da ba da
Ba na na na na na na na na na
Ba ba da ba ba ba da da
Ba na na na na na na na na na
Mmmmm mmm

With a girl that you knew
And the bonds that we grew
Turned into a ball and chain, ohh

I step into the great unknown,
On a ball and chain I call my own, huh, huh
Because marriage doesn't work in the world today,
It's an institution that is in decay
And if I have love I wish to portray,
I will surley find another way

Because I was always taught that boy meets girl,
Fall in love get married and forget the world
Nine months later the sweet baby's on the way
Kiss 'em on the cheek and life's okay

I don't feel no pain
I don't have no time
To listen to conflicting points of view, whoa

I step into the great unknown,
On a ball and chain I call my own
A ba na na na na na
Whoooo