El Rey Del Contrabando

My name is Fernando
I'm the king of smuggling
And tonight I'm going to tear it up

They call me bambino
For the whiskey and the wine
And for being the most wasted

Commander Babilla is tired
His sailboat has sunk again

Buccaneer boy
No longer fears the cop
Because he trains with the Vibromax
And when all the Magic cards run out
I'll buy three hundred more

Commander Babilla is tired
His sailboat has sunk again

And here comes the band
And while McPolvings sings
A sweet lalala lalala
They in the square
Protest for the taxes
On the prices of Iranian caviar

My name is Fernando
With the joint I relax
When I wield Thor's hammer
And when I finish all of Skyrim
I'll open a Dom Pérignon

Commander Babilla is tired
His sailboat has sunk again
His sailboat has sunk again
And his sailboat is looking for a sail
He sang when no one was watching
When he returns, no one is waiting for him
And he has forgotten what Paris smells like

And Commander Babilla is tired
His sailboat has sunk again