Rasmus In Da Ladugård

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go Rasmus, gotta milk the cows
Feed the cows, gotta milk 'em
Gotta feed the cows, gotta milk 'em
Hurry up out before the whole farm's gotta be milked

Rasmus is the worst, every Saturday he throws a farmer's party
And the DJ's a horse
He's fucking sick, jerking off his dick
Sucking on a cow, it just goes moo

Rasmus is the worst, every Saturday he throws a farmer's party
And the DJ's a horse
He's fucking sick, jerking off his dick
Sucking on a cow, it just goes moo

When he gets home from the school bus
He goes up to his mom and gives her a kiss
Lays down on the couch 'cause he's so damn lazy
Then he yells out loud as hell: I want some food!
His mom fries eggs with extra grease
So Rasmus can get really stuffed
Then his mom hears a glass break
It was the most expensive one they had, now it's a mess
She gives him all that food
So now he better start eating if he can
'Cause if you look down at his fucked-up plate
You see it's loaded with food
Everything's dripping with grease and smells like farts
If he eats it all, he's like a damn pig
He leans forward and the couch goes BOOM
Two seconds later, the plate's empty

Rasmus is the worst, every Saturday he throws a farmer's party
And the DJ's a horse
He's fucking sick, jerking off his dick
Sucking on a cow, it just goes moo

Rasmus is the worst, every Saturday he throws a farmer's party
And the DJ's a horse
He's fucking sick, jerking off his dick
Sucking on a cow, it just goes moo

Rasmus isn't quite normal, here are the things he is:
Disabled, handicapped, a fag, redneck, totally sick
And he sucks his dad's dick

Rasmus is sucking on his dad's dick
Does he do it for a nicotine kick?
He thinks it tastes good, what a fucking queer
Or maybe he thinks it gets you high
Maybe it has something magical in it
Either way, Rasmus is a FAT fucking gay!
If he burns, let the motherfucker burn!
When he's ash, put him in a corner
Rasmus is a sneaky gay with a little bag
When he dives, it always makes a big splash
Damn, he's so fucking fat and he'll never be thin
'Cause...

Rasmus is the worst, every Saturday he throws a farmer's party
And the DJ's a horse
He's fucking sick, jerking off his dick
Sucking on a cow, it just goes moo

Rasmus is the worst, every Saturday he throws a farmer's party
And the DJ's a horse
He's fucking sick, jerking off his dick
Sucking on a cow, it just goes moooooooo

Uaaah!
Aight, what's up
Now this song's finally over
Thanks for listening anyway
Goodbye
Fuck you, goodbye!