Desafio da Louça

He
Mary's gonna do the dishes/don't come and clip my wings
I'm feeling my body/burning like embers
You keep washing the plates/'cause dad's gonna leave the house
She
That dad's gonna leave the house/before tell me where you're going
If mom gets mad around here/the house will come crashing down
I wash the dishes and you dry them/and you're not leaving the house
He
And I'm not leaving the house/I said I'm going out
Since when do I dry the dishes/Mary, don't make me laugh
I'm going out right now/I have to have fun
She
You have to have fun/lose your hope
Go to bed in the room/be good and rest
I wash the dishes and dry them/and you act up with the kids
He
I act up with the kids/I don't understand this thing
I've been a man since I was born/and I don't regret it
Wash dishes and feed the baby/wash clothes and patch them
She
Wash clothes and patch them/go feed the baby porridge
Do everything I tell you/and don't act like a bad man
Or else I'll get mad/and break your back with a stick
He
And break my back with a stick/now I'm gonna push it
I'm a man, not a woman/I wear long pants
And I'll make you spin/more than a screw in a bolt
She
More than a screw in a bolt/I twist in any direction
If you wore short pants/and weren't bearded
Then I'd call you/a spotted toad
He
Spotted toad/this girl is scary
Don't give me a nickname/I'm a man of honor
Spotted toad/and you look like a stork
She
I look like a stork/and you like a vulture
If I were a stork/I'd only eat guava berries
And wouldn't carry a child/as ugly as you
He
As ugly as me/I'm not that picky
You've said many times/that I'm a handsome guy
Uglier is your grandpa/Saint Benedict's grandson
She
Saint Benedict's grandson/don't talk about my grandpa
We've argued enough/and no one washed the dishes
I wash the dishes and you dry them/then I'll give you a little kiss
He
Then give me a little kiss/I'll take advantage of the moment
I agree to dry the dishes/I really like your kiss
I'm not leaving the house anymore/I'm dying of desire
He and she
I'm dying of desire/there's an owl out on the street
It's so late at night/silverware doesn't rust
It's time to sleep/let the dishes stay dirty