O Gigante

Once upon a time there was a giant
Who liked to walk
But his stride was so big
That one and a half steps
Was a walk
To the top of the Andes peak

Once upon a time there was a giant
The giant of the big step
Who was also huge in name
Teotônio Parrudo Garrido Golias Galante
Lacerda Pedroso
Peixoto Cardoso
Carvalho Cabral Cavalcante

Once upon a time there was a giant
The giant of the big step, of the huge name
Who had the belly of an elephant
His plate would feed twenty men
He devoured lunch
Swallowed even the bone
And still remained hungry

Once upon a time there was a giant
The giant of the big step
Of the huge name, of the elephant belly
Who, when he slept, snored a lot
So loud, it seemed like he was connected to a speaker
The ground shook
Thunderous tremor
A snore not at all elegant

Once upon a time there was a giant
The giant of the big step
Of the huge name, of the elephant belly
Of the speaker-like snore
Who had a nose so immense
And inside, boogers that wouldn't even fit on a finger
His sneeze
Was like a gunshot
Tissues were scared

Once upon a time there was a giant
The giant of the big step, of the huge name
Of the elephant belly, of the speaker-like snore
Of the scary sneeze
Achoo