Se Dice de Mí

They say about me
They say I'm a beast
That I walk like a thug
That I'm crooked and I move with a cocky air
That I look like Leguisamo
My nose is pointy
My figure doesn't help
And my mouth is a mailbox

If I chat with Luis, with Pedro, or with Juan
Talking about me, the guys are all around
They criticize if I've lost my shape
They check if I'm coming, going, or if I've been

They say a lot of things
But if the package ain't interesting
Why do they lose their minds worrying about me?

I know many look down on me, they want to buy
And they sigh and die when they think of my love
And more than one melts if I sigh
And they stay, if I look at them, panting like a Ford

If I'm ugly, let's say
That I still haven't realized
In love, I only know
That I've left more than one fool standing
They can say, they can talk
And murmur until they bray
But the ugliness that God gave me
Many women envied it
And they won't say that I got cocky
'Cause I've always been modest
I am like this

And they hide from me
They hide that I have dreamy eyes
Plus other charms that create a sensation
If I'm a beast, I know that, on the flip side
I have a doll-like complexion
Those who say I'm crooked
Haven't seen me in a nightgown

The guys criticize my voice, my way of walking, my looks (cough, cough!), my cough
They criticize if I've lost my shape
They check if I'm coming, going, or if I've been

They say a lot of things
But if the package ain't interesting
Why do they lose their minds worrying about me?
I know many look down on me, they want to buy
And they sigh and die when they think of my love
And more than one melts if I sigh
And they stay, if I look at them, panting like a Ford

If I'm ugly, let's say
That I still haven't realized
In love, I only know
That I've left more than one fool standing
They can say, they can talk
And murmur and bray
But the ugliness that God gave me
Many women envied it
And they won't say that I got cocky
'Cause I've always been modest
I am like this