Bayern

There's not much in this world
That one can hold on to.
Some say 'love'!
Maybe there's something to it.
And there's always God,
If you have no one else.
Others believe in nothing,
Life has made them tough.
So much can happen,
So much can occur,
But one thing I know for sure:
I would never in my life go to Bayern!

I mean, if I were 20
And super talented,
And Real Madrid had already come knocking
And the guys from Manchester.
And I had already played for Germany
And was mentally top fit
And Uli Höneß would be at my door;
I wouldn't open my door,
It wouldn't even be an option for me,
To ruin my character with people like Bayern!

Chorus:
We would never go to FC Bayern Munich!
We would never go to FC Bayern Munich!

We just want to make it clear,
So that we are understood correctly.

Bridge:
We have nothing against Munich,
We just would never go to Bayern

(Instrumental solo)

Does it really have to be like this,
Isn't life too beautiful,
To throw it all away
And go to FC Bayern?

Chorus

What kind of parents must one have
To be so corrupted,
To sign a contract
With this shitty club??

Chorus 2:
We would never go to FC Bayern Munich!
(Never go to Bayern)
We would never go to FC Bayern Munich!
(Never go to the shitty Bayern)

Repeat Chorus 2