Schönen Gruß, Auf Wiederseh'n

There's a huge party going on
'cause the old folks ain't around
in 50 square meters
about 200 people
the Ramones blasting from the speakers
there's plenty to drink
and the brother's fish
taking a whisky bath

Mom's room is the make-out room
and if you don't have a partner
you just watch videos
of dad's favorite pornos
the vibe is really awesome
until the front door opens
and with panic in their eyes
the old folks stand before us

that's why we say
goodbye
the time with you was wonderful
it's probably better
to leave now
we can't see any tears
best regards and goodbye

from years of experience
the retreat is done skillfully
death-defying jumps over the balcony
and into the backyard
the party continues outside
inside, it looks sad
destroyed is the family and the house

that's why we say
goodbye
the time with you was wonderful
it's probably better
to leave now
we can't see any tears
best regards and goodbye