Trinkenvisen

Pour your horn and slurp down that booze, the drinking anthem's on.
Ancient drink that’s been around for generations like fine water.
The recipe older than history belongs to everyone and anyone.
Bullshit and nonsense that you can’t brew all the plans you’ve got to drink.

Everyone should drink, it lifts your spirits.
Everyone should sip, strong stuff burns a little.
If you’ve got beer in your mouth, you can’t talk nonsense.
If you spill in the hall, they’ll kick your ass out, you bastard.

Did you bring enough beer? Steal one, you bastard.
You could at least ask for permission, at the very least.
We all think you should, when you’ve come through the door.
You’ll definitely get a drink, unless you’re some idiot.

Everyone should drink, it lifts your spirits.
Everyone should sip, strong stuff burns a little.
If you’ve got beer in your mouth, you can’t talk nonsense.
If you spill in the hall, they’ll kick your ass out, you bastard.

Drinking is a noble art and not everyone gets it right.
Many fools can’t drink and have to be put down.
Idiocy that affects the rest of us.
Stupidity that you can see!

You should bring enough beer, maybe a little extra.
It happens that you make a mess, damn good to have extra.
Rarely do you drink it all, that’d almost be a bit dumb.
It’s a bummer if it runs out, ugh, yuck, oh man.

Everyone should drink, it lifts your spirits.
Everyone should sip, strong stuff burns a little.
If you’ve got beer in your mouth, you can’t talk nonsense.
If you spill in the hall, they’ll kick your ass out, you bastard.