De Tal Palo, Tal Astilla

I got something to tell you
That's very important

I can't wait, this is urgent

I got something to tell you, please listen to me
Pay attention, This can change your life and mine

Luke I am your father
Obi Wan is a wimp
Leia is your sister
Han Solo is Harrison Ford

On the dark side
We have a blast
Come with us
Don't listen to Yoda
Don't be a tattletale
You don't know what you're missing
I'm not lying

Luke I am your father
Obi Wan is your mom
Leia is your sister
Don't hit on her anymore

Luke I am your father
Pay attention to me
Shut up when I'm talking
Can't you see I'm losing my voice