Nein Danke, Ich Rauch Nicht Mehr

No thanks, I don't smoke anymore. No thanks, I don't need anything anymore.
I just quit, it wasn't hard at all, I don't smoke anymore.

I finally feel really free after all that tobacco haze.
I finally gave it up, I still want to live a little.
Last week, totally on a whim, I lit up my first one.
But I quickly put it out, the pack flew out the window.

No thanks, I don't smoke anymore. No thanks, I don't need it anymore.
I just quit, it wasn't hard at all, I drink more now.
No thanks, I don't smoke anymore. No thanks, I don't need it anymore.
I just quit, it wasn't hard at all, I drink more now.

A little shot after dinner helps me forget the cravings.
One, then two, then three, then four, with each, two or three beers.
But then I made a firm decision, I poured out the last bottle.
I still have fun in life without needing to get wasted.

No thanks, I don't smoke anymore. No thanks, I don't drink anymore.
I just quit, it wasn't hard at all, I eat more now.
No thanks, I don't smoke anymore. No thanks, I don't drink anymore.
I just quit, it isn't hard at all, now I weigh more.

Pizza and Sachertorte, sometimes I ran out of words.
I stuffed everything in, my body wants to be satisfied.
I thought I was well-fed, now I read that's not right.
Being fat is a risk, fat people are never happy.

No thanks, I don't eat anymore. No really, I don't eat anymore.
I just quit, it wasn't hard at all, I don't eat anymore.
No thanks, I don't eat anymore, I'm already way too heavy,
be a buddy and just toss me a cigarette instead.