Vampiro Doidão

Damn my cat laid an egg
But cats don't lay eggs damn it again
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I spend the day sleeping and at night I smoke a big joint

If drugs were alcohol I'd die of cirrhosis
If alcohol were drugs I'd die of overdose
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm so high, this joint is good

I was in the dark, having sex with the maid (ouch)
Someone opened the door and I fucked the wrong ass (ouch, it's not mine)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I only have sex inside the coffin

I like virgin girls and honorable girls
But what I really like is to party with the whores
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
If I'm going to die from a hit, let it be from a lemon

When I was born, on the stork's beak
In my bottle there were two kilos of marijuana
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I trip with a full glass and don't spill a drop on the floor

I don't know how I can, I don't know how I could
Eat glass shards and poop marbles
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I go to parties with a hat and tie, and completely naked

Marcelo is my friend, Marcelo is my buddy (get out)
I'm going to do with him what the horse did with the mare
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I spend the day sleeping and at night I smoke a big joint

I saw Santa Claus, riding a vulture
Drinking Coca-Cola and burping through the ass
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm so high, this joint is good

I went to the cemetery and sat on the tomb (oooh)
The damn skull pinched my butt
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I only have sex inside the coffin

I jumped with a parachute, the parachute didn't open
I sent the manufacturer to damn it
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
If I'm going to die from a hit, let it be from a lemon

When I die don't throw flowers in the coffin
You can throw marijuana so I can go up high
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I'm the crazy vampire (crazy vampire)
I go to parties with a hat and tie and completely naked