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The dog catcher took
Three dogs at once
The Singer, the Tin Can
And the Pequinês Chuã
When the dog catcher passes by
It takes those without a leash
It takes purebred dogs, stray dogs
And those just hanging around

The dog catcher threw in jail
The dog Bernardo and João Alemão
Almost took Zé Perdigueiro
And the Terranova who's a big shot
He's the boss
No longer a British lord
The handsome spotted one ended up in jail
For fighting with Juca Maltês
And peeing on the foot of a French bulldog
(Look at that)

It's bad for the dog
It's bad for the dog
When the dog catcher passes by
There's no use barking for help
(And it's bad)

At the Canine Beauty Pageant
Vera Dengosa won, she's a marvel
And the first prize, a huge lunch
At the Bone Buffet Rotisserie
The dog catcher, never failing
Ruined the calm party
Because René bit Clorofila
Who had his eye on Lady Camila
(Look at that)

It's bad for the dog
It's bad for the dog
When the dog catcher passes by
There's no use barking for help

At the Canine Beauty Pageant
Vera Dengosa won, she's a marvel
And the first prize, a huge lunch
At the Bone Buffet Rotisserie
The cart that never fails
Ruined the calm party
Because René bit Clorofila
Who had his eye on Lady Camila
(Look at that)

It's bad for the dog
It's bad for the dog
When the dog catcher passes by
There's no use barking for help