Schwoches Geh'n Mal Auswärts Essen

Weakling said to his weaklings:
"Do you have to cook goulash forever?"
Mrs. Weakling says: "Well, please, please
Just have a slice of bologna."
She looks slyly at the sandwich
Then suddenly shouts: "Man!
I've had enough of bread for a while
Let's eat something 'exotic.'"

So he goes with his wife
To eat at Mr. Sing-Man-Tau
But then he orders
A soup with wontons
Bamboo shoots and baozi:
Good grief, here they come

Weakling, like a sheepdog
Puts the bowl to his mouth
Starts slurping comfortably
When it shrieks: "You can't do that!"
And a proud waiter
Brings him a wooden fork
"Well with this," Weakling grumbles,
"I can fumble until Easter!"

Chop suey and abalone
Mango and soybeans
Noodle-noodle, sukiyaki
Brings a girl from Nagasaki
And she asks the sweet snail
If Mr. Weakling likes it too

He chokes on a bite
And then says: "Tastes - pretty good
Compliments to your meat!"
Oh, how the geisha smiles

Feeling quite pumped up
Weakling suddenly slips
Oh, how the sauce flows
And spills on his pants
Weakling pretends he doesn't see
But oh, the chopsticks break
And the whole mushroom dish
Literally flies into his face

From his nose, like a snorkel
Hangs the Chinese mushroom
To completely mess himself up
He rolls in fen-tse noodles
Whereupon everyone laughs hard
And they wet their pants

Weaklings still have
No sense of humor
Drink their bottles empty
And bail out, to Aschinger

''(Alternative version:''
Just shout: "That's a thing!"
And bail out to Burger King)