Iniciación a las artes marciales (música lejanamente oriental)
Ultimo Aviso
Introduction to Martial Arts (Distantly Eastern Music)
Welcome, Western man, here you'll learn that Martial Arts are part of a philosophy.
When a stronger enemy attacks you, use the power of your scream, like this: HELP!!
A fighter must watch their diet. In the monastery's dining hall, you can see a sign that says:
"Oh foreigner, savor your bowl of soup with aloz, then enjoy a plate of cooked aloz and take a bite of aloz seasoned with bitter herbs. We also have chorizo sandwiches.
Uke..., Uke....., When you face a fighter stronger than you, you must move faster than him, and if he catches you: may God help you!.
Uh, I'm scared.
You must have moderation in your habits. As the poet said.
"Last night on the moon, I clearly saw a dragon drawn with feathers."
I must drink less.
When you encounter a fighter stronger than you, defensive tactics aren't enough, you need to use offensive tactics. You confront him and shout: Faggot!
The path to wisdom is long: You'll find Strength in Kyoto. You'll find Skill in Kuwen. But Peace... is found in Bolivia.
If the one who claims to be your best friend stabs you in the back, you must distrust their friendship.
Martial arts are part of a philosophy. They should not be considered a weapon.
And so, remember: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD REVOLVER.
