El Sendero de Warren Sánchez (Salmos Sectarios)

Brothers, the date is approaching when our beloved main brother Warren Sánchez will be here with us, as soon as he resolves some matters that keep him in Miami. For those who still don't know, let us tell you who Warren Sánchez is. Warren Sánchez is, no more no less, the founder of our Sect. And yes, I said sect, I said sect because Warren himself is not ashamed that his congregation is called a sect. And why?. Because he already founded five before, and this is, therefore, the 'sect'. And once again Warren Sánchez will bring us the truth, the solution to problems, the good news. And the good news he will bring us this time is none other than his new wife who is very attractive.

Prepare yourself brother, soon Warren will come
and with him will return
hope will return
(with him will return)
hope will return
(will return)

And although there are still a few days left, brothers, we can already feel how Warren Sánchez is approaching us. We can already feel his influence brothers, let's all hold hands and feel how Warren is coming closer to us. Some of you are already feeling it. You can feel it, I can feel it, you can feel it, you can feel it, you can feel it, (nodding). Well, these things happen. Don't you feel anything, brother?. Let's see, concentrate, think, try to think of something pleasant, something that brings you a lot of peace... No, not that, gross. But brothers, this has an explanation and I will demonstrate it with an example from the book 'Warren has all the answers', which you can acquire at the stand in the theater lobby, which in one of its paragraphs says: 'Once Warren, while walking with one of his followers, found a young man willing to take his own life lying on the railroad tracks. And when Warren asked him 'Unhappy, what are you doing there', the young man tearfully replied 'My girlfriend left me'. And Warren said: 'The truth is she could have left you somewhere else'. Then, he lifted him up, advised him, and comforted him 'Come on, Lolo!'. But brothers, we will see this even more clearly through the following testimony:

- I was a wretch, I lived in suffering, I lived embittered. I didn't last in any job. My poor wife was always complaining. My children demanded more attention from me. I was truly a real tearjerker. Until one day, a friend lent me Warren Sánchez's record 'searching for the path'... (which you can acquire at the stand in the theater lobby). And from that day on my life changed: I stopped suffering, I stopped getting bitter, I stopped working, I left my wife, I left my children...

Well, well, well, well, that's enough, brother, enough. Thank you very much for your brave testimony!. Brothers, what we just heard is not only true, but also real, because let's not deceive ourselves, it is very easy to do wrong and then repent; the difficult thing is to repent first and then do wrong. Many times brothers tell me: 'Brother, I try to repent, but no matter how hard I try, I can't repent.' Then I tell them 'Join Warren and sooner or later you will repent'. Brother, we have to start a new life, and if you want to achieve deep humility, get close to Warren, and you will achieve a humility, a humility that will fill you with pride and arrogance. You will become such believers that you won't believe it! Save yourself better with Warren, guaranteed salvation. If you die and are not saved, we will refund your money.

Join us,
with Warren.
There is a Warren center
near your home.

What happens brother, is that we live too worried, we live 'oc-cupied' by material things, and we forget the most important things, we forget the spirit. For example brothers, we must resort more often to prayer; many times brothers ask me: But brother, what is prayer, what is prayer... Brothers, prayer is basically composed of pleas and prayers, but prayer is also composed of supplication and fervor, but prayer is also composed of subject and predicate; and why do I say this: because I, for example, have never felt like a better subject than when I have preached. But brothers, we must not forget contemplation either. We must get used to contemplating every little miracle of life that surrounds us. I ask you please, the next time you go for a walk, pay attention to everything around you, pay attention for example to that rooster crowing on the roof, pay attention to that hen walking with her chicks in the garden, and above all, pay attention to the chicken coop door, the animals are escaping. Tell the truth, brother. How long has it been since you stopped to contemplate the hardworking ants. Yes, the ants!. While tirelessly transporting little leaves, twigs, seeds, maybe a flower petal. Tell the truth, brother, have you ever stopped to think that that ant is a living being, an irrational but living being, brother. That ant is alive!. WE MUST KILL IT!. But undoubtedly brother the most important virtue of the spirit is love for others.

Tell us your wishes
and among all of us
we will help you

I want peace!
If you join us
we will all make peace

I want good!
If you join us
we will all do good.

I want love!
If you join us
we will all make love.

But what is this?, but, but what is this? But, but why don't they invite me?. Uh... no, no, I mean why don't they AVOID this kind of misunderstandings?. What happens brothers is that we live disoriented, but luckily we have the book 'Warren has all the answers' that you can acquire at the stand in the theater lobby, which in another of its paragraphs says: 'Having presented himself to a poor man prey to confusion, and having asked Warren 'Brother, what is the true meaning of life?', Warren replied: 'The meaning of life? I'll tell you in three words: I DON'T KNOW''. What did Warren mean by this?. When asked about the meaning of life Warren answers 'I DON'T KNOW'. Let's analyze the phrase. The word 'I', ego, seems to indicate selfishness, pride, what happens is that here Warren uses it by opposition, to indicate just the opposite, that is, humility. So it is very clear that here, when Warren is saying 'I' he is saying 'humility'. But Warren says something else, Warren says 'I DON'T KNOW', that is, 'I DO KNOW'. In summary brothers, Warren knows the meaning of life, but out of humility he doesn't want to say it. And all this, and all this, what is it for?. Brother, this serves to defend us from the snares of the devil. (Chan, chan, chachan) Yes brother, let's talk, for example, about gambling, one of the devil's favorite traps to lose us. Dice, races, roulette, and the height, Russian roulette, Lucifer's temptation and his traditional ally Marxism. But brother, if we already know that neither dice, nor races, nor roulette will save us. If I tell you enough, brothers!, enough!, enough!, enough of betting on false hopes!. With that money go to the stand in the theater lobby and buy a ticket for the WARREN MONTHLY LOTTERY!

Save money, save
with Warren's lottery
Sánchez.

To that I say: listen to this and you will be convinced.
- 'I was a wretch!'
- No, no, brother. The other one.
- 'I was another wretch! One morning I woke up distressed with a terrible oppression. As if something strange was stirring inside me and burning my insides.
- 'I was possessed!'
- No, no, no, it's just that I had eaten a lot.
- Alright, brother. That's what I say: you had succumbed to gluttony.
- And I had also eaten a lot. The thing is that back then I only thought about eating, eating and eating, The only thing that made me forget for a moment the desire to eat, was eating. I weighed 1,600 kilos. I tried absolutely everything with no result, until one day, a friend lent me Warren Sánchez's book 'The hundred mystical recipes'...
- Which you can acquire at the stand in the theater lobby. Brother, tell everyone how it went with the book.
- I ate it.
- Well, that's enough, enough, thank you brother, sit down. What happens brother is that gluttony, gluttony is not the only of the devil's snares. (Chan, chan, chachan) For example sex, what do you say about sex?

- Yeah!. Come on!
- Good!.
- Brother, we must avoid at all costs the temptation of the flesh.
- The thing is that pasta makes you fat, so, if you eat meat...
- No, no, brother, no. I mean sin.
- Fish can be, because it doesn't make you fat.
- Many times the evil spirit presents itself to us in the form of a sensual and voluptuous woman, and there is always the unsuspecting one who takes the bait.
- You see, you see that it was the fish!. I'm not saying it was the fish.
- No, no, no. Sin. Sin, without 'z'.
- Even so, even so there are many who think they are very clever, because they go from adventure to adventure, fornicating recklessly, like crazy.
- And those are the easiest.
- Lust!, Lust!...
- With whom?.
- Lasciviousness!
- Ah!, with Silvia.
- Be careful brother, because that sensual and voluptuous woman who makes us lose our minds, is nothing but Mephistopheles disguised.
- Aaaah!. I was talking about a transvestite!.
- But brothers, for a moment let's forget about sex...
- No, no, no...
- Nooooo...
- No, he said for a moment, then continue.
- And continuing with the devil's snares, we cannot forget... (chan, chan, chachan) Well brother, that little devil is very nice, but that's enough for now. Yes, thank you very much, that's enough; that's enough. Alright but that's enough for today, right?. I was saying, and continuing with the snares... (illumination prepared for the chan-chan chachan) of Beelzebub...
-Who?
- Beelzebub. Beelzebub, Lucifer, Luzbel, Mephistopheles, Satan...
- Maradona doesn't play?
- We cannot fail to mention, I was saying, before finishing, the scourge of drugs. I ask, I ASK! AND I WANT SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME!...
- I was a wretch...
- No, no! ... AND I WANT SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME! Who is the depraved one, capable of selling drugs to young people?, Who is the bastard?, Who is the son of a bitch?, and forgive brothers for the word I am going to use, who is the individual capable of selling drugs to young people?, And where does he sell them?
- (All in unison) At the stand in the theater lobby.
- And of course, there are no weak ones who say: Ihhh, I just want to try. And they try this, they try that... Learn from Warren, who has never been able to prove anything to him. But now, let's rejoice brothers because Warren Sánchez will soon be with us.

Prepare yourself brother,
soon Warren will come...

- And if he hasn't come yet it's because there is something holding him back in Miami, and that something is the F.B.I..

soon Warren will come
and with him will return
hope will return,
hope.
His message is of peace
of faith and freedom
of faith and freedom
freedom... on bail.