Marylou

I had a chicken
Named Marylou
One day I got hungry
And ate Marylou
Marylou! (Marylou!)
Marylou! (Marylou!)
Looked like a jerk
Marylou! (Marylou!)
Marylou! (Marylou!)
Laid eggs through the cloaca

I had a little cow
Named Sara Lee
One day I got hungry
And ate Sara Lee
Sara Lee! (Sara Lee!)
Sara Lee! (Sara Lee!)
Looked like a square
Sara Lee! (Sara Lee!)
Sara Lee! (Sara Lee!)
Produced milk through the teat

I had a chicken
Named Marylou
One day I got hungry
And ate Marylou
Marylou! (Marylou!)
Marylou! (Marylou!)
Looked like a jerk
Marylou! (Marylou!)
Marylou! (Marylou!)
Laid eggs through the cloaca

Marylou! Marylou!
Even mated with a vulture
Marylou! Marylou!
Laid eggs from the south