41 Películas Porno

It happened in the 90s
When video stores still existed
Björk still sang with the Sugarcubes

I was choosing movies
To watch over the weekend
And the girl I liked walked in
Not exactly as a sister
And my luck suffered
The worst setback
When she saw the titles of my VHS

The titles of my VHS
The silence of the rabbits
Edward Penishands
Riding Miss Daisy
Sodomize as you can
Seven dicks for seven sisters
Interview with the cucumber
The thin red slit
Twenty thousand leagues of intrauterine travel
Fucking with she-wolves
Open until dawn
Impossible big dick
The crazy pussy princess

The postman always rings with his dick
Someone penetrated the cuckoo's nest
If I'm not Curro Jiménez, what do I do with this blunderbuss?

So she saw that I was not exactly an intellectual
But an unbalanced
A sexual pervert
A guy with some kind of disorder
Able to watch forty-one porn movies

Forty-one porn movies

The slut from the galaxies
The dust over the river Kwai
The shower club
Save Ryan's dick
Rectal weapon
Jurassic fuck
Honey, I fucked the kids
Women on the verge of a members' attack
Ass-fucking Forrester
The Flintboners
Not without my dick
Death penis

The postman always rings with his dick
Someone penetrated the cuckoo's nest
If I'm not Curro Jiménez, what do I do with this blunderbuss?

I don't understand those ridiculous
Who think it's perverse
That I like movies with titles in verse

Cucumber salad in a girls' school
It's not a country for old men but for rabbits
He went in search of work and they ate what was below
Wow with the butler, how long the guy is
Horny schoolgirl learns English bareback
A mature slit for this so hard thing
The stewardesses spread their legs
Juicy cream for eager young women
Vicky, Cristina, Barcelona, and the gas cylinder man
Geppetto and Jiminy Cricket polish Pinocchio
Stick it in yourself while we tour
Bisexual Swede seeks stallion
In a closed mouth flies enter but dicks enter like screws
Depraved priest seeks shaved pussy
For stress, threesomes
Bring me a butane one and break my whole anus
Summer vacation with the cucumber in hand
Big tits lift zippers

The postman always rings with his dick
Someone penetrated the cuckoo's nest
If I'm not Curro Jiménez, what do I do with this blunderbuss?