C.A.M.P.

I didn't know what to do
To wash whiter than my neighbor
My husband was kicked out of the bank
And he took up cocaine

A line that scratches you
We left our lives in our noses
Until you appeared on the screen
And you made me happy

Let me be your Columbus boat
Let me be your Kalia package
I want you to make me yours on television
And I don't plan on looking
And I don't think I'll compare, no, no
Because I know I'm not gonna find anyone like you
Oh, no one like you
Oh, Manuel Luque

There were four days left for my Mari Puri's communion
He poured the can of sulfuric acid on top
Looking worse than Ian Dury

My husband started smoking weed
But I don't care about anything
Because even though my daughter is a mess
I know that now everything is going to change

Let me be your Columbus boat
Let me be your Kalia package
I want you to make me yours on television
And I don't plan on looking
And I don't think I'll compare, no, no
Because I know I'm not gonna find anyone like you
Oh, no one like you
Oh, Manuel Luque
Manuel Luque