El Mamute
Unos Panas Ahí
The Mammoth
A tiny mammoth wanted to fly
He tried and tried and couldn't fly
A little dove, his friend, wanted to help him
And from the fifth floor, made him jump
(And what happened?)
Shit, the mammoth got fucked up! (repeat)
A tiny mammoth wanted to smoke
He tried and tried and couldn't smoke
A dog, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him smoke 500 cigarettes
(And what happened?)
Cancer, the mammoth got cancer! (repeat)
A tiny mammoth wanted to drink
He tried and tried and couldn't drink
A bear, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him drink 6 liters of whiskey
(And what happened?)
Cirrhosis, the mammoth got cirrhosis! (repeat)
A tiny mammoth wanted to 'debut'
He tried and tried and couldn't 'debut'
A donkey, his friend, wanted to help him
And with 100 prostitutes, made him 'debut'
(And what happened?)
AIDS, the mammoth got AIDS! (repeat)
A tiny mammoth wanted to get high
He tried and tried and couldn't get high
A cat, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him try 10 lines of coke
(And what happened?)
Overdose, the mammoth with an overdose! (repeat)
(And now, what happened to him?)
He died, the mammoth died (repeat)
