Martina Y Doroteo

Oh Martina, oh Martina

Yesterday near my house I saw a friend running
With his sandals in hand, thought he was a thug
But when I walked into my room, Martina was asleep
The pillow was on the floor, the bed was all messed up

Hey Martina, tell me what happened
The pillow on the floor, tell me who threw it
Oh Doroteo, you came in drunk
And you didn’t even notice how everything shook

Here’s a blonde hair, and it smells different
I hadn’t told you that last night I got lucky
The sheets are all wrinkled, my place is feeling warm
I hadn’t told you that’s where the kitty slept

Hey babe, tell me about last night
Was it a little kitty, or was it a big cat?
Hey babe, tell me about last night
Was it a little kitty, or was it a big cat?

The room smells like smoke, and I don’t even smoke
Your grandpa came over and smoked two in one
My head’s pounding from hearing your excuses
A bee stung you and gave you a couple of lumps

Oh my Martina, today I’m not drunk
And I realized that it didn’t even shake
So now grab your stuff
Keep going with the kitty that warmed my bed