Acto 1, escena 4
Vaselina
Act 1, Scene 4
Act 1, Scene 4
RICKY:
He he hey, here speaks your star announcer your main man Ricky
Rockero from your favorite radio station what will it be the house of X E R A on
the air when there are only 10 minutes left until 8:00 in the evening and next
a rock fresh out of the oven that is quickly climbing the popularity charts but before
I want to tell you, do you suffer from acne, wrinkles, or spots, use
Acapulco mother-of-pearl cream, the most effective, the best, Acapulco mother-of-pearl cream. (light in Licha's room)
CHIQUIS:
brush, brush, your teeth you'll see how good you feel brush, brush your
teeth so they shine........
SONIA:
Do you want a cigarette?
LICHA:
Are you going to smoke?
FRENCHY:
Of course, it's pure life.
CHIQUIS:
you're going to stay short if you smoke.
SONIA:
Oh, we know very well that you also do it in secret Sandy, Don't you want
one?
SANDY:
No thanks, I don't like it.
SONIA:
Put a straw in as soon as you light the cigarette you suck hard.
(Sandy coughs) Oh, I forgot to tell you not to inhale the smoke, that's what
you do when you have a lot of experience.
FRENCHY:
Oh let me show you the French style, it's very sensual, look.
CHIQUIS:
Yuck, it's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
SONIA:
Oh I forgot a little drink to liven up the gathering Do you want one?
CHIQUIS:
Wow, it's imported.
SONIA:
Sandy Don't you want one? (Sandy grabs it and is about to drink but) ...Oh, no, like this, no, if
you're going to drink, it has to be quick, like this. (demonstrates) If not, you swallow bubbles,
that's what makes you vomit.
SANDY:
I just don't feel like it right now.
SONIA:
I bet you've never had anything to drink.
SANDY:
of course I have, I had eggnog at my cousin's wedding.
SONIA:
Oh, you're already a worldly girl, come on, we don't have anything incurable, what's wrong with you.
FRENCHY:
Sandy you don't have earrings Do you want me to pierce your ears?
LICHA:
I have some pink ones that would look great on you.
SANDY:
Is it dangerous?
FRENCHY:
Oh no! I've already been admitted to beauty school, I know how to do it very well, Licha
Don't you have an old needle, one that doesn't work anymore?
LICHA:
Yes, I have my virgin pin
CHIQUIS:
It's good to know it's good for something.
LICHA:
What?
CHIQUIS:
I was just teasing you
LICHA:
Well, tease someone else, it's my house.
(Frenchy goes and tries to pierce them Sandy screams) Frenchy why don't you pierce them in the bathroom, my mom will beat me if she sees my whole room full of blood.
SANDY:
What!
FRENCHY:
No, it only comes out in a moment.
SANDY:
I don't feel well, I think I'm going to call home.
SONIA:
Look Sandy, if you want to hang out with us, you have to pull your weight, if not, go back to eating cookies and chocomilk with the boyscouts.
SANDY:
Alright
CHIQUIS:
Look Sandy, if Frenchy messes up, she can cut your hair so your ear doesn't show.
FRENCHY:
HA, HA. (They leave)
SONIA:
Oh, this girl is starting to annoy me.
CHIQUIS:
Oh give her a chance Sonia please.
LICHA:
Oh yes, she just met us (vomit sound)
FRENCHY:
Girls Sandy doesn't feel well as soon as I manage to pierce her ear Ah! She almost faints.
LICHA:
Ah! It's a bit cold, I'd better put on my new robe.
CHIQUIS:
Wow, it's awesome.
LICHA:
Do you like it? It's made in Japan.
SONIA:
Oh yes, everything is made in Japan lately.
LICHA:
I have an admirer there and he sent it to me with a stewardess.
CHIQUIS:
Don't tell me you're dating a Japanese guy
LICHA:
He's not Japanese, you idiot, his dad works in the American navy and he studies at the
naval school in Japan.
CHIQUIS:
Girlfriend of a sailor, how envious.
FRENCHY:
And who does he look like?
CHIQUIS:
Yes, don't you have a picture of him?
LICHA:
Yes, it's this one, the one that's cut out between Angélica María and Johnny Laboriel.
CHIQUIS:
And why is it cut out?
LICHA:
Because he was hugging his ex-girlfriend and I cut her out.
SONIA:
And what's his name?
LICHA:
Alfredo but affectionately they call him Freddy.
FRENCHY:
And you write to him a lot.
LICHA:
Yes, all the time, every time he sends me letters and gifts.
CHIQUIS:
And what do you say to a man in a love letter?
Freddie my Love
LICHA:
Fredy my love, I miss you more than you think
Fredy my love day by day I will write
while you can't come back to my side
send me letters and the occasional gift
some earrings or an embroidered dress
fredy my love.........
How sad it is to want to be close to you
and settle for the bracelet I received
I keep thinking about your fiery kisses
how I would like a leather jacket
and pants to have the whole set
fredy my love
Your letters day by day
fill me with emotion
you have bad spelling mine isn't better
I adore your gifts the ring is plated,
it cost you 5 cents because you're
cheap
Soon you will be full of love next to me
you will buy me a mink coat
my heart will wait excitedly
that moment when you will be by my side
to spend all that you have earned
fredy my love,
All: fredy my love, fredy my
love, fredy my love, fredy my love,
fredy my love, fredy my love, fredy my love, fredy my love, fredy my love
UUuuu
fredy my love.
(at the end of the song, Sonia comes out the window)