Viernes 13

It was a cloudy afternoon
Halloween decorations were everywhere
I had been waiting for that day for months
The famous Friday the 13th

Quickly I looked for my crew
To make just a simple trip
Traveling to faraway places makes me sick
So we went to the Morro Castle
There were 70 of us
Only 20 men and 50 women
We immediately managed to arrive without waiting
We started to explore, but
There was something very strange in San Juan
I wondered: Where are the people?
San Juan was too empty
And I felt very cold
It looked like they were escaping from something
My group, little by little, was disappearing
My girl asked me what was happening
Forget it, baby, we're going home

We went to the car climbing a hill
But it wasn't there, I'm not joking
It was stolen, who could it be?
Maybe a character from Friday the 13th
Desperately we ran to the police station
And what we saw I couldn't believe
All the guards were lying on the floor
As if it were part of a spell
Night fell, hours passed
And I decided to call the operator
I called, they answered, but how strange
It sounded like they were receiving some damage
Aaaahhh
That's how it sounded
Aaaaahhh
It came back and screamed
Aaaahhh
And someone answered
"Get ready, I'm coming that way"

I couldn't, I didn't believe it, I couldn't resist
My heart was beating at 100 miles per hour
I ran desperately from there
When a voice said
Where are you going, Vico-C?

Oh my God, that's what I thought
Jason arrived and my life was gone
The others are missing
First it was Manhattan and now San Juan

The man chased us to the castle
And I said to him: Run smoothly, Cantempillo
My tired girlfriend got exhausted
And that's when Jason cornered us
I bravely took out a knife
And he took out a collection of swords
So I came and took out a gun
And he took out 2 machine guns
He said to put our hands up
To take us to his lair
We arrived, and when the light was turned on
I saw DJ Negro tied to a chair
DJ Playero was in a pot
Jason was going to cook him with onions
And I asked him: What are you going to do with me?
And he said: I want to do a duet with you
Jason is the best and I don't deny it
He can't be stopped, not even with fire
That's my friend
And I'm not ashamed
(Don't be hypocritical and get in the oven)

My girlfriend who no longer liked the game
Gave him a kick-
He fell in pain
Almost screaming
Discreetly we escaped
And when Jason realized
He stood up
I won't tell you what happened
In his right hand he had a machete
And in the left, a 357
Well, little feet, why do I need them
We have to run a whole continent
How many miles we ran
I don't know
What I know is that we arrived at Joseph Cafe's
The girls dancing, the boys drinking
The guards watching, us running
And when Jason arrived there
That's when the party started
He put a guard in a figure 4
And made him cry for a while
And another who wanted to be tough
Seeing Jason, he chickened out

We all surrounded the guy
And tied him up with the equipment cables
We threw a gallon of water over him
And, bye bye Jason, your day has come
I happily left singing
But I still hear the voice
That confesses the following
(We'll see each other, so stay tuned)