Sábado 14

If you don't believe that little monsters exist
That even after many years they don't want to let you go
Get comfortable and analyze the complication
Of the story I'm going to tell you

It was a Friday 13th in twenty nineteen
I started to remember that thirty years ago I had a little scare
Back in '89 when I was a kid
And my heart ended up more frozen than a snowman's torso

I put on my clothes and hat
But this time, due to bad memories, I didn't go to Morro Castle
We went to a shack and on a motorbike
In case we had to run, well, like before, I don't run anymore

We went to Piñones Kiosk
The mosquitoes were biting me all over
They attacked me in a group and felt like Al Capone's gunfire
And they sucked two gallons of blood from me

I heard one guy telling another
Go ahead, put him to sleep and I'll fly to the side and vaccinate him
Suddenly a sumo wrestler arrives
The mosquitoes saw all that meat and moved their consumption to that side

I survived, but dehydrated, like an unlucky dog
That combo hit me hard
I asked for a little bottle of water to avoid death
And they told me: Without the mask, I can't help you

I didn't have a mask, so I used my shirt
But a guard arrested me for showing my nipples
I escaped through a sewer
And spent the night smelling what comes out of a squat

And despite everything, morning came
Friday the 13th ended and thankfully, Jason never showed up
That's what I thought in my mind until I heard
The voice that said: Get ready, here I am

Saturday 14 is the new date for my fight
Because this Jason is worse than a cornmeal popsicle
And now he comes and shoots up the schools
Saturday 14 is the new day for my verse
Because this Jason taught me that when Friday the 13th comes
It's not worth staying up, repeat it

Saturday 14 is the new date for my fight
Because this Jason is worse than a cornmeal popsicle
And now he comes and shoots up the schools
Saturday 14 is the new day for my verse
Because this Jason taught me that when Friday the 13th comes
It's not worth staying up

He chased me through the sewers
And we went so far that when we came out, we were in the county
I pointed to the side and said: Jason, Freddy Krueger is coming
And while he was checking, I escaped in an Uber

We arrived at Old San Juan but it was too hot
Bad Bunny was there with Residente
Directing a crowd of people
Who were ready to invade the fortress through the front door

And in that atmosphere, I disguised myself as a little soldier
I looked like a GI Joe, but pocket-sized
Anyway, Jason recognized me by the voice
I changed disguises and put on a Topo Gigio voice

Further ahead, I met Eddie Dee
I told him what was happening and asked for help
He said yes, but after he released an album
That he wanted to debut when Don Francisco left

I said: Many thanks Eddie Dee for that time
Next time I'll diss you with Tempo
I'm going to call Tego Calderón to record a hit
That will be called The Good and the Ugly against the Bad

Ah, I exploded and said: Stop that track
And I shouted at Jason when I had him in sight
You're more bloodsucking than a narcissistic vampire
Come and fight me because these two hands are ready

As soon as I said that, I felt the lights go out
Because Jason hit me with a Kung Fu bomb
He blew my little head off, it reached Santa Cruz
I lost my bravery and

Saturday 14 is the new date for my fight
Because this Jason is worse than a cornmeal popsicle
And now he comes and shoots up the schools
Saturday 14 is the new day for my verse
Because this Jason taught me that when Friday the 13th comes
It's not worth staying up

Saturday 14 is the new date for my fight
Because this Jason is worse than a cornmeal popsicle
And now he comes and shoots up the schools
Saturday 14 is the new day for my verse
Because this Jason taught me that when Friday the 13th comes
It's not worth staying up

If you want to know how it all ends
You have to wait a few years
It will be Sunday 15, but I promise
I'll release it before my funeral