Piirimyyjä

My boss told me,
I'm gonna be a district salesman.
I get a company car and a phone,
I'm gonna be a district salesman.

District salesman,
I always hustle
And you can buy my words too.

I told the lady,
I'm a district salesman.
My father-in-law is happy,
'Cause I'm a district salesman.

District salesman, can there be anything greater,
District salesman riding quietly through the night?
I'm a district salesman.

My company won't go under,
Just the name will change.
I sell seven fat cows,
Before they get skinny.

In motels, I'm a star,
I'm a district salesman.
The locals shout: "God help us!",
When the district salesman comes.