Mi Primera Vez

I was late to the date, but it didn’t matter,
I knew she’d be there, always waiting for me.
My eyes were glued to her curves, like a beast,
My heart raced, there were no words.
Slowly I moved closer, hinting,
We were made for each other, it was clear.
I started getting romantic, reciting poems,
I declared my love, no barriers would keep us apart.
She listened intently, not interrupting me,
The future plans I offered her, repeating without stopping.
She had a special glow, and I wanted to kiss her,
But she was a first-timer, I had to know how to treat her.

At first, I noticed she was a bit cold, but still,
She was getting hotter, it was obvious...
So I proposed something naughty, something different,
To move to a private spot
And do it passionately.
She didn’t hold back when I saw she wanted to get it on right there,
In front of everyone, all the crowd.
People didn’t seem to care,
So I grabbed her with both hands and opened her up right there.
She sighed, it was beautiful, I caressed her neck
And brushed my lips, blinded by her charms.
When she saw I was more in tune, she let me know
That I had to pay for what I was about to do,

Nothing’s free... what do you think...
- So you paid for your first time?

Well, yeah, you see,
But I was so hot and excited,
I was practically foaming at the mouth.
I needed to feel her, grab her, suck her,
I felt her so wet I couldn’t say no.
I took off what little she had on,
And there she was in front of me with her perfect curves, her style.
She was worth paying for...
But it wasn’t the same anymore, my heart had broken.
Bitter, I finished as best I could, and since there was still time, I said:
"Now that I’ve paid for you,
I’m gonna share you with my friends."

And there I left her, almost out of strength,
Watching as others passed her around,
And I knew she wouldn’t be the only one in my life,
But I’ll never forget that first and beautiful...

...bottle of beer.