Por Que Siempre A Mi Me Pasa

Why does this always happen to me
The biggest things in life
When I step out of the house
Even if it’s just to the corner

Yesterday I saw a woman
Of incredible beauty
I stepped out and saw her
And that’s how I lost my mind

I grabbed my guitar and ran to catch her
And in front of her, excited, I declared my love like this

Woman, woman, you should
Be the goddess of my mythology
I’m sure that Pallas Athena

Dies of envy when she sees you
Poor Venus Aphrodite
Next to you, she looks small

Woman, woman, tell me yes
Don’t leave me in Limbo
I invite you to live
With me up in Olympus

Spoken:
That woman just kept staring at me
And didn’t say yes or no
Her eyes wide open, mouth agape,
No expression, after thinking it over
I concluded she was confused
By my mythological references, Pallas Athena, Venus Aphrodite,
She didn’t understand a thing,
So I decided to clarify my intentions
And be more direct

My love, my love, my love
My love, I propose to you
To come live with me
You’ll see how well I set you up
A furnished apartment
With a TV
Also air conditioning
And a fridge

And if that’s not enough
I’ve got a car on the side
With it, I’ll take you to the altar
And I’ll marry you
And I’ll marry you

Spoken:
Clear as day, but no way!
That woman kept staring at me with her eyes wide open,
Mouth agape, so I concluded
I was in front of someone specific,
Who didn’t like beating around the bush
And I decided to clarify my intentions
And be more direct

Come here, sweetheart
Come here, my dear
You’ll see we’re gonna create
Some serious porn

Come here, sweetheart
And you’ll see how simple it is
Everyone running around naked
With their hands in their pockets

And although it seems incredible, folks
That woman remained completely unfazed
And the explanation came
With a shout from the corner

Hey man, for God’s sake
Leave the deaf girl alone!
Leave her, leave the deaf girl alone…