El Cantor Posmoderno

1.-When this world explodes and the atom fails us
when those bastards push the buttons
and launch their missiles like crazy
I'll be here picking my nose.

If through the ozone hole in the hat
radiations enter leaving us bald
and panic on earth breaks out
I'll keep scratching my legs.

This world is boring, why leave my cave
for some Africans who are so apathetic
that they don't even go shopping at supermarkets
if the children of Bangladesh refuse to eat
What can I do? What can I do?.

When the waters get contaminated and they kill
all the whales, dolphins, and mermaids
and the sea becomes a huge dump
I'll be here scratching my balls.

And when we don't know what we're breathing
and swallow gasoline as medicine
and we all end up suffocating
I'll keep farting.

This world is boring, why leave my cave
for some crazy Serbs who kill others
so far from us that I care little
if the children of Bangladesh refuse to eat
call the boogeyman, call the boogeyman.

and when in the future, they ask for sure
how did we do it, how did we mess everything up
I don't want to hear bullshit
I did nothing.