Bad End Friends

You don’t know who I am
And you won’t want to know
'Cause you won’t get a good end from me

A sought-after legend, shining eyes
That holds Bill Cipher from the depths of Reverse Falls
They speculate theories, spreading every day
A version of Dipper Pines that would be evil

Joining this trio of familiar friends
And relatives for not having a good ending
Only my eyes confirm that I’m not who you think
And even if you don’t notice, I’m not acting normal

I came from the Halfway Operas, lost my body forever
And look, I’m different, kids, come play
Named Gleeful, I’ve taken over this universe
Along with my sister, there’s no escaping

Come see, start to shake, Gravity’s gonna boil
Feel all the power, I’ve become Evil Dipper
Don’t try or invent, just come face to face
We’re different now, we’re Bad End Friends

You don’t know who I am, and you won’t want to know
'Cause you won’t get a good end from me
I changed for my reasons and I’m not relative
Another version chosen by all

A child was spotted wandering the universe
Known as Morty, but different from the others
This one has a smart and dangerous mind
Strategic, with a strange eyepatch on their face

Once again reported for attacking Sindadela
And for the eradication of hundreds of scientists
What makes them wanted in a possibility
Where all Rick Sanchez are an extinct race

No more Rick and Morty, save Keita Beats
Maker of Hyper Hits, this population will obey me
Swapped like an object, now I’m pissed off
I’ll blow everything up and prove I’m the best

Behold, your existence will become negligence
In a coup even though I’m smaller
I’ll dominate the essence, and with great efficiency
I’ll prove that intelligence is earned with sweat

You don’t know who I am, and you won’t want to know
'Cause you won’t get a good end from me
I changed for my reasons and I’m not relative
Another version chosen by all

The Land of Ooo
(The Land of Ooo)
Emerges at 0 degrees
(Emerges at 0 degrees)
Who carries this coldness?
(Who carries this coldness?)
From a glacial era

I’m Finn, who didn’t have a good end
You won’t run from me, 'cause I’ve become this way
For the crown, I say yes, and everything that exists
Won’t resist anymore, nor coexist, 'cause I’ve acquired

The power that was given to me, taken and consecrated
With the ability to wield the temperature
Everything will be frozen during my reign
'Cause no one compares to reach my height

No more Adventure Time, for every creature
Corrupted like cold and nothing captures me
'Cause they already know who we are, the end that retains
Here nothing ends well, we’re Bad End Friends

You don’t know who I am, and you won’t want to know
'Cause you won’t get a good end from me
I changed for my reasons and I’m not relative
Another version chosen by all