Bad End Friends

You don't know who I am
And you won't want to know
Because you won't get from me

A coveted legend, shining eyes
Bearing Bill Cypher from the deepest of Reverse Falls
Theories speculate, spreading every day
A version of Dipper Pines that would be evil

Joining the trio of these well-known
And relative friends for not having a good end
Only my eyes confirm to you that I'm not who you think
And even if you don't realize that I'm not normal

I came from the Sock Opera, lost my body forever
And look, I'm different, kids, come play
Named Gleeful, I ruled this universe
Together with my sister, there's no escaping

Come see, start trembling, Gravity will boil
Feel all the power, I've become Evil Dipper
Don't even try or pretend, just come face me
We're different, we're Bad End Friends

You don't know who I am, and you won't want to know
Because you won't get a good end from me
I changed for my reasons and I'm not relative
Another version chosen by all

A child was seen wandering the universe
Known as Morty, but different from the others
This one carries an intelligent and dangerous mind
Strategic, and a strange eyepatch on the face

Once again denounced for attacking Sindadela
And for eradicating hundreds of scientists
Which makes him a possibility
Where all Rick Sanchez was an extinct race

There's no more Rick and Morty, save Keita Beats
Maker Hyper Hits, this population will obey me
Traded like an object, now I'm outraged
I'll send everything flying and prove I'm the best

Your existence will become negligence
From a coup even though I'm younger
I'll dominate the essence, and with great efficiency
I'll prove that intelligence is acquired through sweat

You don't know who I am, and you won't want to know
Because you won't get a good end from me
I changed for my reasons and I'm not relative
Another version chosen by all

The Land of Ooo
Emerges at 0 degrees
Who carries this coldness?
From an ice age

I'm Finn, who didn't have a good end
You won't run from me, because I became like this
Say yes to the crown, and everything that exists
Won't resist anymore, won't coexist, because I've acquired

The power given to me, taken and consecrated
With the ability to bear the temperature
Everything will be frozen during my reign
Because no one is compared to reach my height

No more Adventure Time, for every creature
Corrupted like cold and nothing captures me
Because they already know who we are, the end that holds us
Here nothing ends well, we're Bad End Friends

You don't know who I am, and you won't want to know
Because you won't get a good end from me
I changed for my reasons and I'm not relative
Another version chosen by all