La Gorda y La Flaca

Gentlemen, from the songs, from Miguelón's songs
This theme is called The Fat One and The Skinny One
Canelin, gets the people to dance, says

Ha-ha-ha!

We loaded the cooler in the Cheyenne
On the radio, we called some girls
Some contacts of Flaco's buddy
My buddy Güero was happy

We left, we were going 100 miles per hour
My skinny friend, how are the girls?
Well, what can I say, the honest truth
On Facebook, they looked like pussies

(Was it Facebook, Miguelón?)
(It was Tinder!)
(Tinder!) (Yes, sir)
(Come on, old man, crazy)

We continued, I felt distrust
We arrived at their house
They seemed happy and flirtatious
One was skinny and the other fat

I said: Well, Flaco, what's up?
There are 2, for 3 it's not enough
He said: Buddy, pay attention
One of the girls counts as two

We all got in the Cheyenne
Oh well, we were already hot
We put ice in the cooler
And the 2 girls in the trunk

We left burning rubber like crazy
Suddenly, I saw the fat one crying
Because it turns out that, during the ride
A gust of wind blew the skinny one away

We went back on the road to find her
There was no way to find her
The poor fat one, inconsolable
Drank beer to forget her

The fat one cleared out the cooler
And we went to drop her off at her house
When we arrived, what a surprise!
The skinny one was covered in dirt

The skinny one was very upset
The fat one, seeing her very happy
My buddy Flaco told them: If there's a chance
Next week, we'll have a rematch