Ping En Pong Spelen Ping-Pong

Ping and Pong, two little Chinese
Wanted to be very sporty
Pong said Ping I want to play ping-pong
Ping said Pong I don't want to hide
I've tried it before
But I keep hitting the ball wrong
Pong said Ping just do your best
Then I'll teach you the rest

Chorus:
Ping and Pong play ping-pong
Pang said the ping-pong ball
Ping and Pong play ping-pong
Don't know who will win
Pong thinks he can already
He says: ping-pong is great man
Ping and Pong play ping-pong
Pang says the ping-pong ball
Ping and Pong those little Chinese
Played ping-pong without fear
Pong's tongue was hanging from all the running
Ping laughed with his mouth wide open
Suddenly Pong made a huge bang
Ping said Pong, where is the ball?
Pong said Ping: I almost choked
I swallowed the ball

Ping and Pong those little Chinese
Went for the ball then feared
Pong stood on Ping's back punching
Wanted to pump Ping's stomach
Pong said Ping: I'd like to go to bed
Because my throat is swollen
Ping said Pong we keep playing
There are more balls to come