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Elphie, now that we are friends
I've decided you're going to be my new project

You don't have to do this

I know. That's why I'm so nice!
Every time I meet someone with less light
Because in case I shine, I am the light itself
I even feel pain in my heart
If it's time for transformation
Galinda takes action
I know, I know
That there is salvation
And looking at you
I can see it's tough to solve
But calm down, it's my vocation
The solution
Is in hand
How about being

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I'll teach you how to be popular
Some tricks from someone who tested
And improved
Strategies to flirt
I'll choose your lipstick
I'll find your shade
Everything else to help you be

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You will be popular
You will be a champion
You'll even have fans
You'll know which slang to use
Let's go, because apparently it will take a while

Don't be offended by my analysis
Think of it as a kind of dialysis
With me here you'll see it's worth it
To throw yourself without fear
That's my secret
When it comes to

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I know what's popular
You can't waste it
You have to take advantage
Of the blessing life gave you
I
Admit that you wish
The world to be mine
Yours

La la la
You'll be so
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When I see creatures
Depressed and insecure
With love, I pose the question
Is the secret to victory
For those who go down in history
To be intelligent?
Of course not!

It's to be popular, duh!
You just have to be popular
It's not enough to have education
You have to have a good look
Your inspiration has arrived
In this popular diva that I am

Ah, Miss Elphaba
Look at you
You're beautiful!

I, I need to go!

You're welcome!
Deep down I know
That what I told you
Will make you think
So get ready
I'm going to make you popular
La la la
You'll be popular
Just don't steal my
Place