Radkäppchen

Once upon a time in the big dark forest, there was a hidden rootwood. There lived,
in an old rusty shack, little Red Riding Hood. Red Riding Hood was puzzled, because she
had a couple of sausages on the grill for over six hours, and they still weren't done. "Man, this is one cool grill." Suddenly, there was a knock
at the door: "Knock, knock..." (So you can picture it better). "Who’s there?" "Cat Lysator." "Oh, Cat Lysator!" "Hey! Red Riding Hood, this is Heater,
my dog." "Mmm, mmm, mmm." "Sit, Heater!" "What brings you here, Lysator?" "...Cat." "What brings you here, Cat Lysator?" "Well, I was already on the roll bar this morning,
and enjoyed the beautiful view over the valley." (This is now for a minority). "Then I heard something howling, and guess what, it was Toyotas." "Well, nothing is impossible!" "At first I thought: Quick, Ford, they’ll do something. But then I realized, the evil Golf was back in the woods. So watch out,
Red Riding Hood, he’s already snapped two tow ropes." "Thanks for the tip!" "Alright, then I’ll head back into the wild."

Two days later, Red Riding Hood had greasy hair. That was because she was always so close to the oil. She wanted to get a proper makeover anyway, and made an appointment at the car wash: "And then I’ll get my Audi curls styled," she set off and soon arrived at the
cylinder head clearing. She heard a noise: "Cock-a-doodle-doo, super unleaded,
one sixty-nine, cock-a-doodle-doo, super unleaded, cock-a-doodle-doo." But that was just the gas tap. Up on the meadow stood a 300 SL and a Japanese cow named Plung,
the cow Plung. The cow Plung had a legal purchase agreement with the 300 SL. And once a month, there was a grass inspection. Red Riding Hood drank a cup of black tea with lemon and chatted with two brake pads. "Why do you smell so weird?" "We just slept in a BMW, a Bavarian junker, and now we have fenders. At that moment, the evil Golf suddenly came full-volley from the side. "Hello, hello, hello, young lady, may I ask where the road is taking you?" "I need to go to the car wash." "Daihatsu, but you still have a long way to go! Look, I honda a Ferrari Rocher for a boost." "No thanks, I have to pass on the Ferrari Rocher! Hey!" said Red Riding Hood, "I know you from somewhere! Of course, I know you from a magazine, I know you from the side mirror!" (Ah, well, I can skip that part). The evil Golf got really angry: "You’re quite the Mazda! Say a prayer and light some candles. I’m going to chain you in the snow."

Red Riding Hood laughed, because it was summer and she was 32. At that moment, by coincidence, Prince Borkwart arrived in a Calibra, also known as the red Corsa. Little Red Riding Hood shouted: "Esso - s." "Don’t worry, Red Riding Hood, I’ll take care of it!" "The Golf got scared, because the red Corsa was an Opel award winner. A fight broke out: "Dodge - Puch - Dodge - Puch - Puch - Dodge - (let’s do another) Dodge." "Get lost," said the red Corsa. "Otherwise, I’ll shoot you down with my gun, and then you can carve tires in heaven!" "Got it, down - across - carve - tires." "You can dig in the streets for all I care, but I swear to you, Peu - geott (I can’t really say: Pöscho), leave Little Red Riding Hood alone, and now to you, my darling. Can I lower you?" "What do you mean lower you? You should be happy if I lick your Caddi." "Oh, Red Riding Hood, just a splash!" "A splash? And in what position?" "Hey, you’re not expecting me to give you my numbers! But believe me, I have the edge through technology." "Are you crazy? I’m not playing your bumper here. Where are you even from?" "From the brothel." "Well, you can at most measure my axle joints. That’s all, because I’m just about to run out." "Got it, straight run. No worries, mine just died anyway." Still, the two became a couple, like Romeo and ---- Alfa. And at the wedding, a Polish wedding Lada played. They could now afford plenty of chrome, and enjoyed a life full of Lexus in a two CV. All’s well that ends well - take care.